1. Pine and long. Whine and/or weep internally.
2. Get this camera sorted out. It’s true that no one has a digital camera that runs on AA batteries (except me), but remember how much you liked taking pictures of things?
3. Say what you mean. Mind-readers are so much less common than you think.
4. Dye your hair. Nothing will change.
6. Sit and watch the rain. This one might take a few days, but it will happen. And there will probably be lightning!
7. Remember which Hindu god is supposed to be the remover of obstacles.
8. Perception is most of experience.
9. Do not buy coffee tomorrow.
10. Ice cream is in the freezer.
11. Try to keep that cat from climbing your legs.
12. Try not to feel.
13. Realize that #12 will never happen.
14. She walks in beauty like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies,
Beauty is before her, above, and below her,
As the swan in the evening moves over the lake,
Water, water everywhere,
Oh, you pretty things, don’t you know
I am not there. I do not sleep.